Very Average
$35
The Very Average Box
$35
The Fake News wants you to believe that there’s no such thing as the perfect sized box. Well my friends, I’m here to tell you that they’re wrong. This box is just the right size to scare your friend this election season.
This box measures 14 x 5 x 10 inches and includes a sprinkle of our star-spangled crinkle paper as well as a postcard that will feature your name (optional – so your friend knows who sent it).
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Embarrass your friends
Take our word for it, there is nothing more embarrassing for your left-leaning friends than to have a Trump box show up at their doorstep. Even the thought of Trump is enough to make them call Bernie and ask him to sing a lullaby (probably one entitled Eat the Rich).
Make a charitable impact
In addition to helping support our creative work here at Canned Spinach, a portion of all purchases go directly to Feeding America. If there’s one thing that both parties can agree on, it’s that no child or family should have to go hungry.
Confuse your co-workers
Karen from accounting has been getting on your nerves for a while now. She’s a little too political in the office, and she’s very vocal about her distaste for Trump. Show her who’s the real boss by delivering an anonymous presidential package right to her desk.
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